y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
"Kristoff talks for Sven, so it’s slightly psychotic and hopefully humorous. You see Kristoff voicing the inner thoughts of his reindeer, which sometimes they are, we think, the actual inner thoughts of what the reindeer’s thinking. And other times, at the end of the movie, Sven is trying to communicate with Kristoff, and obviously he can’t speak. And Kristoff won’t speak his thoughts, because Kristoff doesn’t want to deal with what Sven is trying to say to him.” —Jonathan Groff
|getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:||(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)|
|getting an 80% on a test now:||(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)|